svētdiena, 2010. gada 7. novembris

Some paradoxes in English

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

War does not determine who is right - only who is left.

I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine!